MASSIVELY hungover Friday banter:
- “You’re the only person I know that drinks Irn Bru…”
- “How can I have 58 emails already? You piece of shit…”
- “…like a rat around shit!”
- “I’ve just Googled ‘randy smurf’ and there’s actually quite a lot of images.” (don’t believe? Look here…)
- “I get pen on my face whenever I go out at the moment.”
- “I saw two accidents on my way home yesterday.” [in response] “What sort of accidents?” [in response] “People-getting-run-over accidents.”
- “Just send a picture of your cock…”
- “Could we reform Right Said Fred with Dale and Paul?”
- “I used to throw down to this song.”
- “Just creaming off all these girls…”
My sofa/bed beckons… see you on the other side…
June 20th, 2009 at 15:56
About that search, you really ought to know better. If you can think it, it’s been posted… negh, plastered all over the Internet. Rule 34.