Hottest days of the year chitter chatter from those around me…
- “I once got two black eyes from having sex…”
- “We were danicng a Scottish dance. It was quite raucous…”
- “I love you so much I’d sit on your face!”
- “I can maybe get one from a fish…?”
- “I’ve got brilliant ears!”
- “We’be already had poo. Wank can’t be worse.”
Pub quiz in sweltering heat time, woo!
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