Monday Monday, as someone once sang…
- “…my massive schlong…”
- [on his favourite website] “Mine is The Sun . What does that say about me?”
- “You can see blood spurting out. That’s what you want really.”
- “Absolute fitties in the park. Gotta point these out to you mate.” [in response] “They’re in their school uniforms mate.”
- “U for underwear. Sorry, yes, uniform. Not sure where underwear came from…”
- “The racist, bigot, faggot-hating people that they are.”
- “Oh! It’s right near Australia, where I’m going…”
- “You’d be like the horny little rabbit…”
- “He loves tits.”
- “She is just filthy. She would do anything. With anyone.”
- “Who’d win out of you and the chicken?” [in unison] “Chicken.”
- “…and I didn’t make the handle sweaty…”
- “Don’t toy with him. Spank him.”
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